Joke of the Week

Why did my silly spouse throw a can of beans and a can of pears into the air?



A. He said he wanted to see toucans (two cans?) fly.

Joke of the Week

I know it is not Wednesday, but it is break and it is hard to know what day it is when one sleeps in everyday.

Here are some riddles to get your brain thinking again after its long rest.


1. What letter always ends a party, but never ends a vacation?


2. What is the simplest combination of letters?


3. How is an island like the letter 'T'?


4. What letter do you always see if you look in a mirror?


5. What letters make a drinking glad sad?


6. What letters get jealous when they get together?


ANSWERS:

1. Y

2. E-Z (easy)

3. They are both in the middle of water.

4. U (you)

5. M-T (empty)

6. N-V (envy)

Wacky Wednesday--Joke of the Week #011

The first part of this joke is that I am posting this on Friday.

Here is the season joke that I have heard for years. Please sing the last line.


"Knock, Knock"


"Who's there?"


"Megan, Elise, and Chicken"


"Megan, Elise, and Chicken who?"


"He's Megan Elise and Chicken it twice. Gonna find out who's naughty and nice."

Wacky Wednesday--Joke of the Week #010

The book fair and the election are over so we can get back to some regulars. Here is the joke of the week.

Q: Why did the chicken get punished at school?





A: He used fowl language.

Wacky Wednesday--Joke of the Week-#010

Susie: Mom, how old is our car?

Mom: It's a 2004, so it is four years old.

Susie: What style is it?

Mom: It's a hatchback.

Susie: What company made it?

Mom: Susie, why are you asking all these questions about our car?

Susie: Today the teacher told us we have to write an autobiography.

Wacky Wednesday--Joke of the Week #009

What did the fish Cinderella wear to the undersea ball?


Glass Flippers

Wacky Wednesday--Joke of the Week #008

This joke comes from my niece in San Jose, California. She made it up for her daughter. Proof of the creativity (or something) that runs in my family.

What kind of crown does a pirate princess wear?

A tiarrrrrrrra!


Thanks, Heather and Elise.

Now other folks need to share their wit and wisdom.

Wacky Wednesday--Joke of the Week #007

Think on this one--

What has a spine but has no bones?





A Book

Wacky Wednesday --#007

What is the special of the day at the Internet Cafe?

Spam sandwiches

Wacky Wednesday--Joke of the Week #006

A librarian was thrilled to have a new baby. Of course, this was the most beautiful and smartest baby in the world. Just to make sure, however, hanging over the crib there was---

A bookmobile

Wacky Wednesday--Joke of the Week #005

Q. The alphabet goes from A to Z. What animal goes from Z to A?

A. (written from A to Z)--Arbez

Wacky Wednesday--Joke of the Week #004

A class is taking a test on things that they have learned about writing research papers. One passes a quickly scribbled note to the other.

"Hey, I don't have a clue what plagiarism is. Can I copy what you have written?"

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You may have to think for a minute or two to know why that is funny. Or is it?

Wacky Wednesday--Joke of the Week #003

Rolf: Hey, did you guys just hear that computer sneeze?

Jan: I did. What do you think the problem is?

Steve: It probably has a virus.

Wacky Wednesday--Joke of the Week #002

This just in from NASA.

It has been revealed that the average astronaut's favorite part of a computer is......

The space bar.

Wacky Wednesday--Joke of the Week #001

If you aren't in the bus line on Wednesday to hear some of Rolf's jokes, look here for a new joke each week.

Teacher: Bobby, what book have you read recently?

Bobby: Half Magic

Teacher: That's a good book. What was it about?

Bobby: I think it'sa bout 215 pages.